Monday evening when I was driving home from the coast, I was cruising along (57 MPH on cruise control) and was blown past by a gray car going at least 90 MPH. My car rocked from the wind that passed me and I just froze thinking how awfully terrifying it would be to drive that fast.
Then I laughed because there was a cop coming in the opposite direction and they were sure to get caught up the road.
Well, then as I was driving further I noticed a state police car a few cars back. I made sure I knocked that speed down to 56 MPH and drove snap-chat free for the next 25 miles as they trailed me.
All of a sudden the jerk-squad flipped on his lights and I pulled off to the side of the road.
It was all I could do to not laugh in the officer's face when he tried to accuse me of being the car that was driving 92 miles per hour! I told him in nicer words that he should have found a way to catch the jackass because it was dangerous. Plus, I had a great alibi because I was in sweat pants and no makeup and made the joke that I had nowhere to be.
SO with that story, it got me thinking about all of my innocent until proven guilty driving behaviors.
+ If I'm at a stop light, I'll take a selfie.
If I'm not at a stop light I'll take a selfie.
+ If there's sun rays I'll take an epic selfie (my tongue out for people who didn't have to go to work)
....so many selfies.
+ I've had the same car for 10 years and I still love her even if she just turned 70(k)
+ The side door pocket is my garbage.... chew gum much, Jessi?
+ I've been pulled over 5 times now with no ticket/
sorry mom. ***KNOCKING ON WOOD***
+ I eat way too much in the car (because I spend 2 hours per day in there) but I'm working on it - like with these berries!
I am more likely to be caught driving under the speed limit than over the speed limit. Call me weird.
That's all for today, hope you enjoyed and don't criticize me too much on my "garbage".
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