Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Humpday Confessions: My Lazy Bone

Back here for confessions, I see! 

I've said it before and I'll say it again - I feel like I should do a testimonial for Kathy with how much traffic I get on both of my blogs for Humpday confessions. The page views triple on Wednesdays and I almost feel like I need to take the day off of work just so that I can keep up with all of the comments and all of the fun that's going on in blog-world. I seriously don't want to miss a post but I can't keep up with all of the ladies who are sharing their dirty secrets left and right. 

If you've never linked up with Kathy - you're missing out on some serious internet feels! We'll just call it #KathysWorkoutPlan (Like Kanye's, only better).

Today we're going to focus on the biggest bone in my body:


You have this bone too, right? The one that loves to lay on the couch when you know you could be more productive. When there's chores to do or work to be done - that's when she's active the most.

It's the bone that makes you say "Nope."


+ Chewing. Sometimes chewing is hard and I don't think I break my food down enough for my body to digest properly. Sometimes when you have a case of the hangry's you just inhale food, right?







+ I used to be SO good about hunting down the no-reply bloggers but now I've come to a point where I don't know what to do or how to reach some of you. Please fix it?? 



+ Sometimes I don't read the whole email at work. Often I don't regret that decision. 


+ Emptying the dishwasher or folding the clothes out of the dryer. I don't think anything will ever make me enjoy these chores - sometimes I let the need-to-fold laundry pile get 3 loads deep and its on the bed next to me as I sleep. I just can't get motivated to do it. 



+ My iPhone tells me 20% battery left.... 10% battery left... 3% battery left. And yes, all I have to do is reach over and plug her in.


+ And a silly one... Flossing. It feels so good but why don't I do it every single day?












That's all I have to share today, thanks for stopping by! 

Now go give my fitness blog some humpday love!

Linking up with an awesome lady, Kathy

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39 comments

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

i'm glad this linkup is humping the shit out of your blog!! i think everyone loves spilling secrets and dishing dirt and reading about everyone else's too. confession: i get in extra early on wednesdays just to read all of the posts :)

my lazy bone is the worst. it always gets bonered up when i have to do house work :(

thanks for linking up!

-kathy
Vodka and Soda

P!nky said...

I floss every day! It's the best and sooooooooooooo healthy for you and your body. get on it ya dig ;)!

Also, I have a very lazy bone too. I wish I didn't, but I do. Darn!

The Timon gif is my favorite!

Kait said...

dude i agree on the chores thing... the only time i dont mind folding laundry or emptying the dishwasher is when i am watching a tv show on my laptop

Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the Barre said...

the no reply blogger....honestly it adds so much extra time into my response....track them down find an email....sometimes I just use their blog and add @gmail.com It works about 50% of the time. I floss like every other day....until my dentist apt is coming up then it's like "yup everyday mmmhmmmm" I know have added another human into my laundry routine who has lots of dry fit shirts that can't be dried....soooo my shower has become a nice drying rack for those ;-)

SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said...

I freaking hate flossing but love how it feels after I floss.

Folding laundry sucks but putting it away is the worst.

I'm done tracking down no reply bloggers. I just don't have the time anymore.

BLovedBoston said...

No reply bloggers- so so hard to keep track of!!! Flossing - hate it and probably don't do it as often as I should - it's just so painstaking!! I have no idea what animal it is dancing (Sloth?0 but that just made me laugh so hard!!

Jessi @ Jessi's Design said...

Oh girl- the cell phone 'survive' thing yes and yes. ugh- I even got hunny one of the 6 foot chargers for Christmas! hahaha Happy Humpday love face!

Illegally Blonde said...

Found you via P!nky. Flossing, so good yet just so hard to do when you have a bottom retainer... but the bf is a floss nazi so hoping it rubs off!

Lora Ashley said...

LOL at all your gifs

Ugh laundry.

Kristen said...

haha love this. i feel kinda guilty for commenting now! lol. i am the same about flossing - and honestly, the no reply bloggers? eh. i dont try and find them, is that bad? i figured it out within 2 weeks of blogging, they will eventually as well. man, i'm a bitch.

Pamela {Sequins and Sea Breezes} said...

Hahaha this is hilarious!! I totally have the lazy bone. It's so bad! I often don't read the whole e-mail at work either... sometimes a very bad idea!

<3, Pamela
sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

Lauren said...

Flossing is the best. So weird, I know. You and my husband both think that dryer is synonymous with dresser drawer... I'm fine with it until I go to put clothes in the dryer and it's already full! Then I yell :)

Chloe said...

All my bones in my body are the lazy ones. lol. They love me and I love them. Why would we end a perfect relationship?

Krystal R. said...

That is sooo me with the iphone! Actually all except the emails! You are too funny!

Katie Elizabeth said...

Haha I do the same thing when I'm hungry! Ain't nobody got time for chewing... I usually regret it afterwards! And yesss with the flossing. Thanks for the reminder.. it's been like a month haha oops. By the way, love your new haircut!!

Katie Qué said...

My iphone says 30% left and then PEACES OUT.

Fucking liar, is what it is.

Katie Qué said...

My iphone says 30% left and then PEACES OUT.

Fucking liar, is what it is.

Amy @ Living n Learning said...

I am right there with you with folding clothes girl! Most of my clothes get hung up but even that is such a chore sometimes. I just keep a "clean" pile on my floor and grab what I need when I need it rather than having to hunt in my closet for it. I need to work on that...some day.

Melissa Suggitt said...

oh my fuck. that peter griffin gif is TOO much.

Brittany said...

I'm the same way with laundry. I let the clean clothes just stack up and then it's not until I literally have no more clothes in my dresser that I decide to spend the entire afternoon folding clothes.... Sigh... When will we learn?

Nadine Lynn said...

The lazy bone causes me all kinds of problems! I hate the dishes, laundry, dusting, cleaning the floors, ahhhhhh.

I used to not floss regularly until I had some dental work done that cost A LOT of money...now you best believe I am up in my bathroom flossing my teeth EVERY night! It is such a pain....like washing my face..but it must be done before I go to bed! No bleeding gums here!

Helene in Between said...

ugh i am seriously the laziest. i need to be better, but then again, no.

Em said...

LOVE Kathy's Confessions too! I get so much traffic and meet so many awesome bloggers that I haven't come across before. Love it!! Oh and I'm all for inhaling food...particularly after an intense, heavy lifting workout. My bod just can't get enough protein fast enough haha.

Brianne said...

I hate folding/putting clothes away. It takes me forever to do it...if I even do it at all. Sometimes I don't even read work emails. I'll see who it's from, think "nope, & just delete it.

Anna said...

I confess that I rarely fold clean laundry, I just wear all of it out of the basket until it's time to be washed again. #lazybone #whatsthepoint

Amy Fashion Blog said...

I'm a weird person. I enjoy washing clothes and putting them away. I think it the OCD in me. I have even gone to family/friends house and paired the sock box up. Which they enjoy. It drive me nut not to have socks paired up.

I try my best to floss my teeth everyday.

Kay said...

The gifs.. HAHAH.. Don't feel alone in your laundry pile situation. I'm a firm believer that I can just choose the clothes straight out of the laundry basket, why fold and hang them? Ya know?

Kay said...

The gifs.. HAHAH.. Don't feel alone in your laundry pile situation. I'm a firm believer that I can just choose the clothes straight out of the laundry basket, why fold and hang them? Ya know?

Kateri Von Steal said...

OOOH! I like these confessions... and I agree with ALL of them.

The Nope - Not going to do it Lazy Bone...

The Didn't read the whole work email because WHY BOTHER?!?!

And the Dishwasher/Dryer Emptying... HATE IT.. I purposely load the dishwasher and set it to wash before anyone wakes up.. because the house rule is "If you open it and the door clicks, telling you its 'clean', then it's yours to put away."
I purposely set up the men in my house... Even the 7 year old...
And I will fold clothes and place them on top of the dryer... then hope and pray my fiance gets the hint... I HATE PUTTING CLOTHES AWAY.


As for the no-reply blogger.. which I am one... I will fix it tonight.. Scout's honor... I just can't access the link from my work computer... it's BLOCKED...


Can't wait to read this blog too!

www.katerivonstealsnewlife.blogspot.com

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brooke lyn said...

chewing is overrated. that is why you just have smoothies now right ? ;)

Kasey Lynne said...

linking up with her for the first time today!

Sadly, I've given up on those no-reply comment bloggers. SOMEONE will end up telling them how to fix it...it ain't going to be me.

Thanks for reminding me that I need to buy another charger for my phone. The battery life totally ruins my day.

Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

I was a lazy bone all weekend- it was amazing!

Tracey said...

You deserve to be a little lazy. I mean you write two blogs, eat right and work out!

Liz said...

You're not alone, I am the laziest. I'm convinced that Hell consists of folding laundry and emptying the dishwasher. The horror!

his little lady said...

Yep, laundry and dishes are definitely some of my least favorite chores!!
xo TJ

http://www.hislittlelady.com

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

I'm so over no reply bloggers. If you've been around for more than a month, you should know better. I'm tired of going out of my way to figure out a way to contact them... some are impossible and its just wasted time!

Brittany said...

omygosh!! I am the worst at plugging in my phone! It is pitiful haha I usually wait til it's at 1% and then of course I get a call and have to talk while it's charging. The worst.

Kenzie Smith said...

Um I think I have more than one lazy bone.. Maybe more like 100? Could be more.