Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Humpday Confessions - Snapchat

I had an awesome time last week posting about my Instagram confessions - so why don't we play a similar game and talk about my love for Snapchat?

If you're not up on Snapchat don't worry, there's still things for you and yours here in this confession (and maybe I can convert you and you'll add me??)



+ Once I accidentally added someone on snapchat because I assumed his instagram name was the same. I sent something creepy like "look who's stalking who, now!".

THEN the super creepy part was that this person confirmed they didn't have snapchat and later I got a message (that I took a screenshot of!) of a creepy guy I assumed to be high on drugs with a "Who dis be?"

+ I over-snap, not sorry.

+ Snapchat is the app where I take 99.9% of my photos from because I believe it has better lighting. This is also a reason why I over-snap because most of my photos are begging to be sent!

+ My "Best Friend" position is ironically taken by someone I don't snap anymore. And they won't. go. away. No, thank goodness this isn't the same guy I've been sober from (for 47 DAYS now), but it's someone who I purposefully don't send anything to first because I don't want him to get the wrong idea that I'm too clingy (see here)

+ Poor Kayla has had a couple of my accidental not-for-her snaps and she's quite the trooper. Thankfully nothing racy.

+ Yes, taking my phone into the restroom means I'm sending a potty snap to Brooke, Melissa and Kailyn (who else wants in?!?)

+ I won't look at snaps until I'm somewhat presentable in the morning so that I can reply back immediately. 

+ The above question is null and void if I have a sweaty selfie to share with my closest ladies.

+ When I share something to "my story" it means I don't want to scroll through my whole friends list. Please don't be offended that you didn't get the original copy.

+ I love snapchat videos.

+ I hate receiving snapchat videos at work when I can't watch them.

+ There NEEDS to be a group chat function so I can see who I'm supposed to reply-all to when I have a witty comeback or it's part of a conversation.

+ Just like instagram, I have more blog friends than real life friends in my snap-list. It's normal.

+ My blogger snap friends have a special folder in Bloglovin' and I'll read your blogs first!

So now that we've got that out of the way - if you snapchat and you want to play along, comment below and we can take our usernames offline! :)

Linking up with the always funny, always awesome Kathy

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38 comments

Lora Ashley said...

I've never gotten into snapchat. Now I feel like I need to lol

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

i've been invited to snapchat but declined it. does that mean i'm going to be removed from your bloglovin' folder?!

thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda

Kait said...

potty snaps are my sh*t ... literally :)

Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

I snapchat on a daily basis. So sorry to my friends who see my ridic photos.

P!nky said...

I've never ever used or viewed a snapchat...loser ;)!

Kristen said...

i dont know what snap chat is :-| i feel so uncool.

Chloe said...

I guess I just don't get it. I have snapchat but I don't know when it's a good time to take a snap. Hmm.

Laura Darling said...

I don't have snapchat! I feel so out of it!

Alissa said...

I'll never not love Snapchat! NEVER.

brb, sending one now.

BLovedBoston said...

Is it bad that I have never been on or used snapchat...I just don't get it!! I love that you don't look at the snaps until you're "presentable" ahah!

Tracey said...

I don't have or use Snapchat! I feel old because I don't get it. I'm so not cool.

Lynsey @ Eternally Wanderlyn said...

Haha! Be glad that you didn't send a much worse snapchat pic to that random guy. :)

Krystal R. said...

Never got into snapchat but that first one is hilarious!

Samantha Skye. said...

Oh honey, I love snapchat! Feel free to spam me with many sweaty selfies: samma_skye

brooke lyn said...

all of the snaps forever.

Him & Me (But Mostly Me) said...

Ohhh I want to be snapchat friends with you ;) katlac1 is my username!

Melissa Suggitt said...

SNAP FRIENDS FO LYFE. also poop snaps. best.

lil desiqua said...

I've never used snapchat- I don't really understand it. Like you take a pic, send it, and then it disappears forever?? My bf uses it, but usually it's silly pictures that they edit with some crayon looking tool?

Amy @ Living n Learning said...

Is it weird that I was just thinking yesterday afternoon how I wished we were friends on Snapchat so I could snap you a pic of me filling my tumbler up for the 1,000th time?

And I have one of those best friends that won't go away too. There should be a way to force them out of the best friends slot.

Amy @ Living n Learning said...

Is it weird that I was just thinking yesterday afternoon how I wished we were friends on Snapchat so I could snap you a pic of me filling my tumbler up for the 1,000th time?

And I have one of those best friends that won't go away too. There should be a way to force them out of the best friends slot.

Amy Fashion Blog said...

I don't use snapchat

Nadine Lynn said...

I don't have snap chat. Never even downloaded it to my phone. I feel out of the loop.

MakeMeUpMia said...

I LOVE getting Snapchats but I haven't really been sending many. I just told my cousin the other day I need to send more. I love it!

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

I've never gotten a potty snap from you and I'm quite offended!

Em said...

I need Snapchat back in my life!!! I just don't know too many people who use it...soooo let's be snappy chat friends!! :D

Helene in Between said...

you are the snap chat queen!! always love gettin your snaps! ok but i don't really get snap story, help me!

Kasey Lynne said...

I just LOVE our snapchat convos :)

And I totally wish that there was a group chat option. That would be awesome!

Lisa said...

Hey Jess!! I never did snap chat! #Loser lol!! Great post! ;)

Lisa,xo
http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

Jessi @ Jessi's Design said...

Love this!! ;) I need to up my snap game!

kailyn marie said...

Poop snaps are my fave :) enough said. Snap ya later alligator!

Lauren said...

So I have always wondered what My Story was... and what app do you have where you can make the font bigger? I am still new and a snappy slacker but it IS fun to send a fraction of the million cat pics I take daily to some people!

Laney NightOwl said...

is snap chat just a chat thing or do folks show their blog stuff in like blog lovin. if so i may get it. b/c i enjoy blog so much and enjoy instagram. Have a great day.

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Jordan said...

I tried Snapchat and couldn't get into it! Your story is hilarious though!

Katie Elizabeth said...

This is so funny. I suck at Snap Chat but I have to agree that it does seem to have better lighting or something?!

Eva Marie Taylor said...

I don't have snapchat!! I'm afraid of downloading another social media app to get addicted to! :)

Kenzie Smith said...

I have snapchat but I don't think I really know how to use it ha ha. I always hear of hilarious snaps and I feel so lame when I take mine ha ha!

Kaela @kflabuloustofabulous said...

I wanna snapchat!!!

kaelalh --- is my name!

Rose Maria said...

Snapchat best friends?
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